Introducing Mr. Douchebag

I was recently reminded of a retard from my past, so I dug up a nice little message he sent me a few months ago. We'll call him Mr. Douchebag

I've probably been chatting with Mr. Douchebag for about a year now. He's always been pretty clear and upfront about wanting to sleep with me, which I guess I appreciate.

I have to say I learned some time ago that if you don't go with your gut instincts, you may regret it. And I've learned some tactics on how to weed out the weirdos and complete freaks before I ever make the bad decision of meeting them in person. Mr. Douchebag set off a couple of warning bells for me, so I've never agreed to meet him in person.

Once, after not speaking to him for a month or two, I received this message from out of the blue:

so I met a girl you saw in person. she said your body was disappointing, kinda chunky

I must say that initially I was taken aback and a little hurt. Luckily, I have a little bit of self confidence and some good friends who take care of me.

I couldn't help but respond to such a message. And I asked why he would say such a thing to someone. I believe his response was something about because he was asshole (obviously) and I annoyed him. Again... we hadn't spoken in over a month.

Turns out my gut instincts were correct.

So ladies please take note: if something feels weird, don't just dismiss it. There may be a very good reason you feel weird about someone.

And guys, please also take note: rude, aggressive remarks are. Not. Ok. This is not the way to treat anyone, least of all a girl who's pants you're trying to get into.