Introducing Mr. Delusional

There's a boy I've been a casual acquaintance of for a little over six months. We'll call him Mr. Delusional, and I think you'll see why shortly.

It's no secret that he's been a little infatuated with me. But I don't see him often, and most of our interactions are limited to myspace. He's in his mid-twenties and doesn't live terribly close.

Today, I was showing a friend his page on myspace when I made the discovery that he had started a new photo album for his favorite girls. And I'm one of them. Keep in mind he's not actually romantically involved with any of them.

As if that wasn't entertaining enough, he sent me a message a few moments later:

So I printed off your picture and took it to work to put in my toolbox.....ya know it helps the day pass better...+cough+ So anyway the guys started coming by and they asked who you were and I kinda told them....ya know just so it would be easy to explain....that um....+coughyouweremygirlcough+

I'm not even sure how to deal with this one. He's one I'll actually run into in the future, so this should be fun.