I'm Deeply Sorry to have Annoyed You!

Much like KISS or Cher, Mr. Talks-a-Lot can't stop saying good-bye. I'm sure you're all shocked.

Ack, okay, ONE last message, an apology.

I think I've got it. Sorry! :( I probably came off as completely full of myself and arrogant. I assure you that is NOT the case. I just talked myself up... I just realized it last week when someone pointed it out to me and then I went "oh crap..." I dunno how many people I've affected, but I owe you a huge apology because you were so adamant in writing me back and even reading my message. I'm sure that's why you stopped talking to me.

I'm deeply sorry to have annoyed you! I do NOT at all expect any sort of reply as I'm the one apologizing here. While there's no way to make it up to you since you're no longer on speaking terms with me, I hope to leave you with at least the notice that I am now aware of this and will no longer make such first impressions on others in the future. It is not in my style, and I am completely ashamed at what I have said and done so far. I was out of line.

Thank you very much,
--Mr. Talks-a-Lot

If you just read the message without knowing the back story on this guy, it might seem like he had a bit of an epiphany. One might even say that he was deserving of a second chance. But please. After the numerous messages and chats he's had with himself, no way.

While we're on this topic (yet again), would anyone like to take bets on how many more messages I'm going to get? And for how long? I kind of wonder if he's going to continue with this for years to come. No, seriously.