Generic Retards

I've been off the scene for a while, so not interacting with retards nearly as much as I used to. I thought I'd throw down a few one-shotters for you.

All of the following messages are placed here in their entirety. And please know that they were all first time, unsolicited messages from men who happened to see my profile and thought it was a good idea to message me.

Retard 2

hi im mark sorry about no pic no worries im good looking

Retard 3

You look like you'd be a great mom...Mitch

Retard 4

whats up im colt. who knows maybe the name alone is dif enough for u. um currently im livin in tx. but im about to move back to my home town in {state removed}. im from a little town no one has heard of. well lets see i play the bass, skateboard, and i love art. i draw paint airbrush i do any form of art i can. i have three kids and am just recently single again. im not a actor or any thing but as a bassist i do get the proforming. i like fishing hunting being outside. if u find me interesting enough then let me know something bout u not up top. like things u do for fun. what kind of guy u lookin for. u know just something exsquisit

More to come soon, now that I may be able to find the time.