Youre Not Healthy Mentally

Our favorite Douchebag is back! If you're not familiar with him, you should definitely see my previous interactions with him before you read this one.

Mr. Douchebag: hola. whatcha been up to?

me: Avoiding you.

Mr. Douchebag: i dunno what the fuck your problem is

me: I don't know what's confusing about statements like "I don't want to talk to you." and "Leave me alone."

Mr. Douchebag: youre not healthy mentally. have a nice night

me: How do you figure? I've told you repeatedly I don't have any desire to even talk to you. And yet you keep messaging me periodically. How does that make ME mentally unhealthy?
Have you ever the heard saying:
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
I really feel that applies here. But not to me.

Mr. Douchebag: youre just mad because that one girl said youre chubby and you cant get over it 2 years later

me: Hahahaha. Trying to hit below the belt, I see. Not working this time, kiddo. You'll have to find a new button to push. Or you could just bugger off like I've been telling you to do for two years now.

What is with this guy? I only respond now because the conversations are too funny for me not to. I'm a complete dick to him every time but he always shows up every couple of months trying to see if I'm going to play nice.