Introducing Mr. Bad-boy

Continuing with the trend of insulting messages, I'd like you all to meet Mr. Bad-boy. His profile doesn't make him sound like too much of a jerk. Maybe a bit of a tool, but nothing major. Here's a snippet:

{I} consider myself a down to earth kind of guy who looks for the positives in everybody and every situation. I'm looking for a woman with a heart as big as mine and is honest, to share the same experinces and values that I share.

He's another who has clearly been reading too much from Erik von Markovik and is failing miserably at his tactics.

I think your butt ugly with an attitude. If I was out and saw you I would make you buy me a drink. Tag your it, what you got?

What a bad ass you are! And I'm so glad to see those skills of attempting to find the "positives" in everyone are being put to good use.

Is it sad that the first thing I noticed in this message was the use of "your" instead of the (correct) use of "you're"? Twice?

At least his spelling and punctuation is better than most, though it still leave much to be desired.

Again, I couldn't help but whip up a quick tongue lashing for this guy. I'm really hoping he finds the balls to respond.