Take My Load

Mr. Asshole is really pushing it. He's already back for more:

oh yes you are fisty my little whore.on your knees bitch,suck me now.take my load.

It's rare for me to be left speechless. Quite rare.

I was just about to find my tongue and fire off a rude response, when I noticed that his account has been deactivated. He must of been harassing other women who reported him. Dammit, girls. Why do you have to steal all my fun?

A bit of profile scanning -- prior to the account deactivation -- revealed that Mr. Asshole is some 40-something year old man who life does not appear to have been terribly kind to. He also lists himself as "Christian" on his profile, and uses a quote from the bible to suggest that he is an "Adam" searching for his "Eve". What would Jesus do, you old fuck?