Starting Somewhere in the Middle

I'm a single, twenty-something female and I have a problem: I attract retards. You may scoff, but it's true! And they come in all forms. Socially awkward boys who don't even realize they're tripping all over themselves when they speak. Boys who never truly outgrew the weird middle school phase. Drama queens. Liars. The list goes on and my hope is to share them all with you.

I'm an active girl who keeps myself fairly busy with work and hobbies. I don't meet a lot of men in my normal day-to-day activities, so I signed up with an online dating website. I spend a decent amount of time online and I wind up chatting with a fair amount of boys. Over the course of the next who-knows-how-long, I hope to document some of those conversations here for your amusement. And believe me, they can certainly be amusing.