Retard 1

I'm not even going to bother giving this kid a name, because I don't expect you'll ever hear about him again. But this was just too idiotic to not share.

I received a message today. The picture is the first thing I saw, and I was intrigued, initially. Upon opening the message, I was disappointed. It read:

hey we should hang out sometime and see where the evening goes?

I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt -- after all, perhaps he was just in a hurry -- so I opened his profile. Not a word is written, and only one small photo has been added.

So let me get this straight. You have offered me not a scrap of information about yourself, but you'd like to hang and see where the evening goes? Does anyone fall for this? Does anyone not see this is an extremely thin veiled attempt at nothing more than getting in my pants? If that's all you're looking for, fine. But at least be upfront and honest about it rather than trying to lure me on a psuedo date and then jump me.