Please Consider a Revision

I mention in my profile that I happen to be a fan of metrosexuals. I'm sure you know what I mean, as it's fairly common term these days. I think we can all agree that by calling someone a "metrosexual", we are in no way suggesting that he likes men.

With that being said, I'll share a message I received from a man who will simply be dubbed Retard 8:

A well dressed, well groomed man is a gentleman, not a metrosexual.

A metrosexual man is a neologism term generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance, and who display many of the lifestyle tendencies of stereotypically homosexual men.

I am well dressed, well groomed, cultured, well traveled, highly educated and no freaking way even close to any form of a homosexual man whatsoever.

What you are referencing my dear is a gentleman ... not a metrosexual/homosexual man.

Please consider a revision.

I didn't bother responding, though I was tempted. The man who sent it is in his mid-forties and just seems to be old and stuck in his ways. And, though it's probably needless to say, I didn't bother revising my profile.