Do You Still Hate Me

Mr. Douchebag popped up again, as he does periodically.

We've had short conversations here and there where I ask why he keeps messaging me. I never get any real answers, obviously. It just fascinates me that he continues to pop up.

Also, something worth mentioning is that his screen name is constantly changing. I can literally name off at least four screen names he's popped up with over the past year or two. This makes me wonder if he's constantly changing because girls complain about him and get his accounts shut down. I just can't really think of another good reason for constantly changing things up that way.

Mr. Douchebag's message recently was short and to the point:

do you still hate me

A few days later he sends:

i cant believe youre still angry
we cant move on and be friends?
i used to really enjoy talking to you

I'll admit I'm a bit of a grudge holder sometimes, but really? I've made it explicitly clear that I have no interest in sleeping, dating, or even chatting with him. I guess he's going with the "time heals all wounds" school of thought?

Please Consider a Revision

I mention in my profile that I happen to be a fan of metrosexuals. I'm sure you know what I mean, as it's fairly common term these days. I think we can all agree that by calling someone a "metrosexual", we are in no way suggesting that he likes men.

With that being said, I'll share a message I received from a man who will simply be dubbed Retard 8:

A well dressed, well groomed man is a gentleman, not a metrosexual.

A metrosexual man is a neologism term generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance, and who display many of the lifestyle tendencies of stereotypically homosexual men.

I am well dressed, well groomed, cultured, well traveled, highly educated and no freaking way even close to any form of a homosexual man whatsoever.

What you are referencing my dear is a gentleman ... not a metrosexual/homosexual man.

Please consider a revision.

I didn't bother responding, though I was tempted. The man who sent it is in his mid-forties and just seems to be old and stuck in his ways. And, though it's probably needless to say, I didn't bother revising my profile.