Retard 5
ya aint a supermodel why would you make it that hard for someone to talk to you for real babygirl who really needs a clue
This is one of my favorites. Not only can he not spell or punctuate, he thinks it's a good idea to insult me. Thing is, I don't make it hard for people to talk to me. I just tell them to send me messages with some substance. Women on dating sites are inundated with messages. The ones that say nothing more than "what's up" or "you're hot" are almost immediately deleted. On my profile, I encourage people to catch my attention and give me something to actually have a conversation about.
Retard 6
You look like this girl in a porno I watched one time. Did you ever do porno? If so, the scene was with this well hung black man, and he did some crazy anal.
It was very hot.
I laughed out loud when I read this one. You can't make this shit up! But it does make me wonder if this is just a somewhat subtle attempt to find a girl who does anal. I hope so. And even more, I hope he finds a girl this way. Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
Retard 7
So here I sit, way too early in the day, my stomach is growling but I disagree with it, and I happen across your profile, and I think to myself. I need to talk to more people, take some chances, stuff like that. So here I am writing to you.
I have to say, while I have some of the best friends in the world, and they are amazing help being a single dad and all, there still comes a time, like this morning, where it's quite obvious that it's just not enough. I just want someone to hang out with, to be with, and well, possibly have crazy fun stuff too. I hesitate at times to seek these things with all my heart because I have much on my plate, and because I know my primary job is being there for my son. My hope is to find someone out there (hopefully like yourself) who understands that, and is looking for a really special friendship. Something that may grow into more, or even be special for what it is.
This one starts out well and appears to maybe even be worth responding to! This guy sounds like he has a fairly level head on his shoulders, has his priorities straight, and can even spell and use proper punctuation.
But as we all know, he wouldn't be on this blog if he continued down this seemingly socially adept path. He turns on me all too suddenly and I'm left laughing at the remainder of his message. And not in the good way.
I guess it comes down to the fact that I have hopes, but no expectations, and I seek someone to share warmth with on cold nights when the wolf of loneliness batters at the door of the heart. A good fit, and someone who needs a good friend is what I seek. A want a seeker of happiness, kindness, affection, pleasure, honesty. Beyond friendship, the rewards could be beyond the dreams of avarice when the time is right, and friendship ripens.
Perhaps it is time to take a chance, yes?
No. No, it is not time to take a chance, sir. Does this man write bad romance novels for a living? Scratch that, I'm pretty sure all romance novels are bad romance novels.
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