I Am With No One

I know that normally I'm frustrated and irritated with the retards I attract. And that's genuine. When you're searching for someone to legitimately date, it grows tiresome when you can find nothing but nooblets who have no idea how to talk to a woman.

But Mr. Headcase is different. There's something special about him that entertains me. He amuses me like a shiny, new plaything. Criticize me if you will, but I can't help toying with him like a cat batting at a mouse. Before she devours it.

me: tell me something interesting

Mr. Headcase: like what

me: Anything.
a story
a joke
something interesting you've done lately

Mr. Headcase: sex

me: I'm sorry?
what?

Mr. Headcase: i had sex 7days straight

me: Um... wow.

Mr. Headcase: dont get mad ur not my gf remember

me: No one's mad. I mean I'm glad you're... getting... some. I just don't normally talk about such things with people.

Mr. Headcase: i see
r u really glad or r u mad that i didnt give it to u

me: What? Of course I'm not mad. I had my chance and I gave it up. I have no right to be mad.

Mr. Headcase: what u meann u had ur chance

me: I mean you said you were interested in talking and stuff. You gave me the chance to do that. I didn't take it, so why would I be mad?

Mr. Headcase: whell r u still wanting that chance

me: That would be rather silly of me.
I made my decision. I stand by it. Especially since you've apparently found someone that makes you happy.

Mr. Headcase: i am with no one

me: but you're having sex?

Mr. Headcase: benifits

me: I see.
Well that's nice, I'll bet.
I'm actually dating someone now.

Mr. Headcase: k same here

me: I thought you said it was just benefits?
and that you are with no one?

Mr. Headcase: nope
gf

So I gave him a gentle reminder of the conversation we had been having. By copying and pasting the portion where he clearly states he is with no one and the sex is just benefits, or rather "benifits". Suddenly he goes quiet. How very strange!

me: hey... Where'd you go?

Mr. Headcase: g2g

me: Why?

Mr. Headcase: work

Maybe it's just me, but -- oh who am I kidding? This guy is jacked up in the head.