Introducing Mr. Asshole

I've had a large amount of insulting messages lately, and it makes me wonder if there's something specific causing it.

I know women (read: morons) tend to go for the "asshole"s and the "bad boy"s, but they're just getting over the top now.

This is Mr. Asshole's very first interaction to me:

ok bitch,can we be friends,hows that.did i get your attention?do you swallow?

Are you kidding me? How could anyone possibly think that this is a good idea?

Again, what is with the inability to capitalize, punctuate, and just hit the damn space bar? Is it really so hard?

Just for shits and grins, I went ahead and responded to this guy. As you can probably guess, it wasn't a very nice response I sent off. I'm interested to see if anything comes back from it.